Caramel Turtle
the trademark of grandmothers everywhere. sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. needs several napkins for consumption, as it’s so delicious, it causes m-ssive amounts of drool. very fattening.
jinny: poor leona couldn’t fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
kimmi: guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
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