Carb Cart


a breakfast vendor in a street cart who sells coffee and high carbohydrate foods like bagels, m-ffins, and donuts.
“i got up late this morning so i had to get breakfast at the carb cart.”

atticus: “i’m going down to the carb cart, do you want anything”
scout: “yeah, grab me a raisin bagel with b-tter.”

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