drinking beer and eating pizza.
erica: have you been carb-loading?
bob: yeah, we closed the pizza palace the night before the marathon.
a person of one-eighth chocolate shake ancestry “i’m a choctoroon and i’m offended by your statement.”
- clap f*ck
when a male has s*xual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job. randy: “wow mark! your tv must of been on loud last night. i kept hearing people applauding.” mark: “randy, you really are an idiot. i […]
chlamydia infested flapjacks which is made by a lady for clients put the clapjacks on
one of those chicks with too much metal on her face. this clutpo snagged some p*b*s when she gave me a beej last night.