Carb Queen
an individual, usually of the female s-x, that lives and breathes strictly for the sole purpose of eating anything, consumable or not, that would fit within the perimeters of her “rather cavernous” mouth that is characterized as a carbohydrate. the term “queen” is loosely used and can be subst-tuted for terms such as “fiend,” “junkie” or “addict” a carb queen usually has a rotund figure similar to the michelin man or the common domesticated cow or swine.
jimbo: babe what do you want for breakfast?
carb queen: i’ll have a bowl of flour and maybe a cup of sugar to go with that.
jimbo: babe you hungry? what do you want for lunch?
carb queen: i’m so craving a pack of hot dog buns!
jimbo: babe it’s dinner time what…..(gets cut off mid sentence)
carb queen: trying to watch my figure, i’ll just have a box of spaghetti.
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