carb siesta
-noun phrase — a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.
koby: “what is that noise? are those idiots in marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th floor?”
alice: “oh! (giggle) no, koby. that’s carl, two cubicles over. he took his group to lunch at pango bread. word is, carl loaded up on the rolls. he’s in for quite a long carb siesta.”
koby: “hey! larry in a/v should video carl, youtube it and forward the link to human resources.”
alice: “larry’s already on it!” (smirk)
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