Carbon Curbstomp


a carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don’t give a sh-t about the environment.
al: “your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that hummer.”

me: “carbon footprint? i don’t give a sh-t about the environment. i’ll leave a carbon curbstomp.”

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