carbotarian


someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch
“i’m a carbotarian. i only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, m-ffins, rice, potatoes, etc.”
carbotarian, noun. a person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.
my sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she’s such a carbotarian.

there were so many carbs in that meal i feel like a carobotarian.

vegans and vegetarians who don’t know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.

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