Carburger
n. when a friend regularly experiences weird and unlikely situations that would never occur for a normal person.
1. she pulled a carburger when the guy she just met at the bar told her they were breaking up unless she came home with him.
2. he achieved a carburger when he realized the girl he was dating was his mom’s best friend’s daughter, and also cousins with his ex.
3. on her flight to the dominican republic, she was seated next to 2 people she knew from grade-school. she achieved a legendary carburger.
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