Cardamone
noun: a large and pungent t-rd or poo. distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.
worker 1: ‘hey mate, where are you going?’
worker 2: ‘i’m gonna do a cardamone, i’ve eaten nothing but dumplings all week.’
worker 1: ‘so it’s you who desecrates the toilets!’
worker: ‘i’m just heading out for a cardamone.’
boss: ‘ok, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.’
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