cardboard pants


when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.
hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?
1 more definition
a term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just j-zzed your pants and it’s dry and cardboard like.
dude: f-ck yeah she’s hot as f-ck, bro!
sam: aww man, i’ve got cardboard pants. f-ck.

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