Cardboard Socks
when a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven’t got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. they forget it’s lying there for weeks, and the c-m makes the sock harden like cardboard.
tom: dude, what is up with that smelly sock?
jeffrey: dude, i was lazy, i blew my big load into that sock last week and it’s like cardboard now.
tom: cardboard socks!
(n) a forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess s-m-n after masturbation / w-nking / 5 knuckle shuffle.
usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.
“watched that roco s-x trainer ix last night…blew up good stlye…
luckily i found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed”
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