cardgasm
the feeling of extreme joy that coincides with winning a unlikely hand, or regaining the lead when the worst hand sucks out, while playing poker.
billy: “re-raise – i’m all in.”
johnny: “i call”
billy turns over js-3d, and johnny shows ad-ah. the flop comes 2h-kh-jh, the turn comes jh, and finally the river shows 3d.
johnny goes into a shock induced coma; while billy has a cardgasm, he can’t believe his luck.
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