Cardigger
a female of the h-m-sapiens who is only dating the male counterpart for frequent pick-up’s and conveniences offered by the male who is a car owner.
prounounced “car-dig-ger”
mike – my girlfriend broke up with me.
jim – i always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. that b-tch has been a ‘cardigger’ her whole life.
a freshman girl/girl who can’t drive who dates a guy just to have somebody to drive her around.
guy #1: dude, she really likes me.
guy #2: no man, she just likes your car. she’s a car digger.
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