care bear stare
the often intimidating gaze of undivided l-st issued by a gay man towards his prey. characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-t-tled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a mona lisa smile.
the christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the care bear stare.
the often intimidating gaze of undivided l-st issued by a gay man towards his prey. characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-t-tled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a mona lisa smile.
the christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the care-bear-stare.
the vacant expression given when one has either “checked out” or has no recognition of something.
omg! stacey it was so embarr-ssing! we met at a party last weekend, got drunk and had s-x. i ran into him in front of the atm this morning and got the care bear stare from him. he completely didn’t recognize me!
also known as 0.o
this is the look made by a male or female at the point of -n-l penetration. usually this person is semi-experienced in the -n-l arts. otherwise the face would be more of a o.o look.
last night my man gave me the carebear stare.
1. an intense stare fueled by an equally intense emotion, e.g. love, hate, l-st, concern.
2. an uncharacteristically long and concentrated stare; from the eponymous “care bear stare,” a special ability of care bears that allows them to shoot light from their belly symbols.
jack: hey man, who’s that girl over there giving you the care bear stare?
ray: oh, sh-t! that’s the girl from the other night. i hit it then split it, and she’s been blowing up my phone ever since. let’s dip before she comes over here.
when you bend over, grab both -ss cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping -ss cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.
this has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.
i gave ’em the care bear stare, jehovahs witnesses have’nt visited me since.
“why is amber vomiting?” “oh i just gave her a care bear stare
when you look at someone that is so cute you see rainbows and b-tterflies and care bears
i saw audrey the other day. she’s so pretty i was giving her the care bear stare all day.
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