Care Fairy
non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person’s lack of sympathy for their current situation.
invocation of the care fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
man: you didn’t clean the living room!
woman: i just got home from work and you’ve been home all day…look! it’s the care fairy! see her sprinkling care everywhere?!
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