Career Ass Kisser


someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people’s -ss in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
she was just another dumb blonde that didn’t have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career -ss kisser and kissed the -ss of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.

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