cargo shorts
the preferred apparel of the infamous “gdi”. a pair of shorts that have two extra pockets, usually used for the storage of magic cards, handheld gameboys, etc.
the only thing that wont fit in these shorts with extra cargo sp-ce is… a bid card!
fratstar 1: hey dude, look at that kid with the cargo shorts.
fratstar 2: haha, do you know what the only thing that wont fit in those cargo shorts?
fratstar 1: no, what?
fratstar 2: a bid card!
fratstar 1: haha, f-ckin geed.
a clothing item worn by douchebags that are stuck in the late 1990’s. they are also probably wearing a faded, skin tight a&f shirt, a frayed cap, and a puka sh-ll/hemp neckalce.
n-body has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam
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