when you attempt a canadian home invasion but forget the maple syrup.
i f*cked my roommate with a denim strap on but forgot the maple lube, and it looked like a caribou hunt in my apartment.
when marketers and researchers are so obsessed with big data that they end up drowning themselves in a sea of irrelevant information. by not taking heed of any datageddon warning, marketeers’ time and effort in trying to collect information about their customers’ behaviors could turn out to be a costly exercise in futility.
gorgeous, beautiful, kind-hearted, amazing friend with a perfect personality oh my god!! is that palvisha? who? you know, palvisha…the gorgeous, beautiful, kind-hearted, and amazing friend. ohhh, that’s her??????
afrikaans word : a person that rapes a blind and mute person, and breaks their fingers afterwards so that the blind / mute person cannot testify in court using sign language. that karooskurk deserves the death penalty.
the practice when one licks another person’s nose, and then the couple proceeds to tap dance. usually only performed after s*x. “i wanna ask her to corcle, but i don’t have the courage.”