Carl Wheezer


1. jimmy neutron’s overweight friend who has too many allergies to list

2. he is highly obsessed with llamas. ( it’s not healthy )

3. he can basically eat anything.

4. how can a boy who has severe allergies to every imaginable thing (except llamas) and yet still can eat anything?

5. he’s a momma’s boy
jimmy neutron: boy genius (movie)
the aliens are making the parents do a chicken dance

nick: they’re making our parents dance so lame.

carl: no, my dad really dances like that.

jimmy: what girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in gymboree?

carl: quietly i didn’t think we liked girls yet, jim.

jimmy: oh, we don’t, we don’t, no, not yet. however, one day, carl, an influx of hormones that we can’t control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.

carl: hey, this astronaut food isn’t too bad.

jimmy: that’s toothpaste, carl.

carl: oh. minty.

carl wheezer: weee. llamas, llamas, llamas.

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