Carleydrunk
when you drink so much alcohol that you lose all motor functions. frequent tripping, falling, and bleeding are involved and the occasional arrest is made.
dude! what the f-ck happened to nick last night?! how the f-ck did he end up in jail!?
dawg, he was carleydrunk
or
dawg, you f-cked your whale of a cousin last night!
i know dude!, i was carleydrunk
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