Carlie

trustworthy and loyal. very p-ssionate and dangerous. wild at times. knows how to have fun. s-xy and mysterious. everyone is drawn towards their inner and outer beauty and independent personality. playful, but secretive. very emotional and temperamental sometimes. meets new people easily and very social in a group. fearless and independent. can hold their own. stands out in a crowd. essentially very smart. if you ever begin a relationship with a carlie hold on to them because their one of a kind.
oh gosh, she’s such a carlie.
of superior quality, looks, or intelligence
that dolce & gabbana model is such a carlie.
‘carlie’ is the most premium name that could possibly be -ssigned to a human being; it symbolizes utmost human, possibly divine, perfection. carlies are the types of people who, aside from their intimidatingly piercing eyes and physical beauty, can stay up for days or weeks at a time reading and writing to collect vast amounts of knowledge to add to their already gigantic intellect.

carlie’s are usually very oblivious to how superior they are to lesser humans, only adding to the appeal. though superior, carlie’s tend to be out of their mind crazy. this actually makes them more attractive.

creative, caring beyond rational explanation, s-xy, and secretly a hipster. carlie’s have a huge capacity to love. if you ever meet a carlie, you will remember her for the rest of your life.

finding a carlie is like finding an oasis in a desert.

p.s. carlie’s are not lesbians
person after encountering a carlie for the first time: “wow, was that a carlie, or did i just watch a thousand unicorns ride a double rainbow ?”

person 2: “there’s really no way to tell.”
an amazing friend whos absoloutley gorgeous. usually a brunette, and they’re rich.
person 1 – i just made a new friend in maths, her names carlie
person 2 – dude! get her to buy you a boat!
a girl who is extremely down to earth and knows how to have fun. always joking around with others, but sometimes doesnt know when to take things seriously. very p-ssionate and hard working when motivated, if not though, fails to accomplish what needs to be done. is mainly up for anything, and does not gossip or part take in sterotypical “girl” habbits. the kind of girl you want to hold on to, not to mention a gorgeous smile and striking eyes. may be tempermental at times and sensitve, would rather love than fight. typically a very unique person.
john:”yo, were having a get together this friday, you in?
carlie: “yeah, sure, sounds cool”
s-ssy, modest and definitely sweet with a touch of humor. if you make her laugh her eyes will glitter for you and you will see her beautiful smile. down to earth. obliging.
carlie’s modesty and s-ssiness become her. she is witty and often laughs at herself. she will talk to herself which at times only endears you more to her sweetness.
someone who calls herself fat, but ironically compares herself to the bulemic, sl-tty, unhealthy bimbos she sees in high school–an action unhealthy in itself. s-xy orange hair the color of a warm, soothing campfire, grey eyes like the priciest, smoothest marble mixed with a diamond sparkle, extremely sweet to anyone and everyone, pretty well-known throughout the school, gamer, and an amazing friend. she also has amazing curves (especially up top), but that is the least important point (although a still great bonus). she is just s-xy inside and out.

nicknames: elegance, perfection.

rivals stephen hawking in intelligence, aphrodite in beauty, jesus christ in kindness, and gandhi in humility. definitely the most real chic you will ever meet.
holy h-ll, carlie just walked by. i might blow a load in my pants.

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