carlo von sexron
he’s the man, the legend, the king. ginger elvis, king baby duck, and j ho, it’s all one man. he’s a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will f-ck your day up if you cross him. he’ll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. his name is josh homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.
dood 1: i just got back from the eagles of death metal show.
dood 2: sick! did carlo von s-xron seduce you with his drums?
dood 1: nah, he wasn’t there. he was probably f-cking your mom.
dood 2: f-ck man, i wish i was as cool as him…
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