carlos pena
cute, adorable, dog lover, sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, deserves an amazing girl, will always treat her right, loves his family, great snow boarder, all-around perfect guy, loving dork, cute, sweet,
me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he’s a real sweet heart
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