to get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.
“has he come clean yet? ”
“no, but i’ve been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. he’ll come clean in no time.”
- chocolate milk belly
when you drink too much chocolate milk and get a stomach ache bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night drew: you got the chocolate milk belly? bobby: h*ll yeah
- circ*mcision scar
the superior replacement for the foreskin, created via circ*mcision. every man deserves a circ*mcision scar(except for f*ck*ng intactivists]
first defined by joseph gatts on youtube in october of 2015 in application to the realm of steven universe, cl*sterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of rose quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the cl*ster (a m*ssive fusion of millions of shattered gems). this […]
- coffee curfew
the time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one’s sleep that night. five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. don’t want to be awake until two in the morning. guess i’ll have a beer instead.