carmeen
a big-footed, awkward drunk, hillbilly tractor driving, mother ——-, hippy. excellent therapist for anyone who is up for bad advice. carries contraceptives. and somehow makes it to church….. sometimes, rarely.
holy sh-t is that a carmeen! she’s crazy!
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when a person really has to sh-t and he builds up pressure inside, then just when he feels like he is about to explode… he lets out a pressure relieving fart, which gives him about an extra 30 minutes until the pressure is built up again. justin: “i have to sh-t so bad man!!” riva: […]
- chin backer
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a fat stupid person you can’t eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken
- clam cannon
the male genitals located in the lower abdominal region of a man. can be located on a transvest-te as well. that chick should have never looked down the barrel of my clam cannon, now she’s blind for life, and pregnant.
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