Carmel Apple


creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in s-xual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. before -j-c-l-t-ng the male removes his phallus from the v-g-n- and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the -n-s, to cover it with a “carmel coating.” after, the man inserts his p-n-s to the females mouth.
dude i made the best carmel apple the other day, and sally actually ate it!!!
a female’s big booty shaped like a apple, known as a “applebottom”, that is the shade of carmel. mostly common with big bootied light-skinned black or latino girls
“vida guerra has a thick carmel apple mmmmmmm!”
the s-xual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. while boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners -ss and pour carmel on their head. one variation is the “pirate’s carmel apple.” in this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout “harrrrrr!!!!” like a pirate in honor of your partner’s peg leg.
i was boning heather mills when i pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her -ss, and poured carmel over her head. she wasn’t too keen on being a carmel apple.
when a man dips his b-lls in caramel,and teabags a woman.(better if hot caramel)
jane almost burnt her mouth,and jack almost burnt his b-lls,when they were engaged in the carmel apple.
when you take your sweaty b-lls by the sack, forming an apple, and placing them on someones shoulder or forehead in an aggressive manner.
i just gave gavin a carmel apple.
a carmel apple is when a couple is having -n-l s-x and the penetrator, inside the b-tt of the penetratee, whirls around the object or body part used to penetrate until a large brown ball of ‘carmel’ is formed. this ‘treat’ is then fed to the penetratee.
billy fed betty a huge carmel apple.
a man on man h-m-s-xual deep throat -j-c-l-t–n.
“hey jim, i was with brandon last night and he gave me a carmel apple.”

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