Carmel Blast


when a guy sh-ts in a girls’ bellyb-tton, stirs it around with his d-ck, j-zzes in it and sticks it in her mouth.
also known as one of the choices at dairy queen
my girlfriend and i went to dairy queen and she ordered a carmel blast. five minutes later, i gave her a carmel blast.

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