Carmel Pudding Bomb
when a male has diarreah and sh-ts into a blonde partners hair, then takes his big toe, and jams it up into his female partners -ss, ‘causing them to flinch, forward, mixing the diarreah into her hair, making a carmel color, then proceeding to put it into a bowl, letting the male lather it into her -n-s hole, and then letting the male have easy entry and a good f-cking. long and hard.
man i gave stc a carmel pudding bomb last night and she f-cking loved all the diarreah!
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