Carmichael Dave


when you’re f-cking a chick in the -ss and right before you c-m she looks back at you with fangled -ss teeth. you then realize that this is no chick, but a man! after completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.
guy #1: yo dude, i was f-cking this chick last night!
guy #2: oh, yea?
guy #1: yea, turns out it was carmichael dave. now i’m going over on my anytime minutes…

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