Carnation Instant Bitch


a breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging b-tch.
holy sh-t you b-tch, what did you have for breakfast this morning carnation instant b-tch?
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what cheaps-xsadfllms (lindsay) starts everyday with. also known as cib, refers to an overall b-tchy att-tude for no reason.
whoa, lindsay didn’t forget her carnation instant b-tch this morning.

p.s cheaps-xsadfllms(aim)
-bring it up

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