CARNESIA
carnesia – is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. the most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock b-tton in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say “i’m over here dumb-ss”
guy 1 – hey man, i don’t know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me i can’t remember where i parked.
guy 2 – hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.
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