carnic
a carnic is a hybrid picnic that takes place in a car. it is useful on cold and windy days and has a better success of bedding your carnic mate. additionally, a carnic can range from a simple snack to a seven course meal.
jl: aww it’s so cold outside – but thanks for planning this picnic!
ll: well, since its so cold, why don’t we just have a carnic!!
jl: okay (a few drinks later) best carnic ever!!
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