carolina beach
the greatest southeastern town of the southeast. some of its highlights include…
the tiki bar and its 2008 halloween costume champions… its open till 10 (weather permitting)…
the fat pelican, and its amazing rack of trivial pursuit cards… and beer
its wide scope of redskin fans, all of which never make it to a game…
the fact that when fort fisher fell in 1865… it sealed the fate of the confederacy…
the traffic is generally light, except for the occasional giant snapping turtle setting up shop in the middle of 5th street
your friendly neighbor will never hesitate to share the wealth… untill he shrooms too hard and humps a cop…
where labradoodles roam free and proud…
its not kure you -ss its carolina beach!!!
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