Carolina Blizzard
a weather phenomenon where it snows a few flurries, all the bread and milk disappear from stores, and people drive 30 mph under the speed limit (and sometimes still end up in a ditch).
me: “i’m going to be late coming home because it’s snowing a little.”
mom: “can you go by the store to get some milk?”
me: “are you kidding? it’s a carolina blizzard, there’s nothing left!”
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