Carolina Cleaner


for use with -n-l s-x only. after the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. to alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient’s kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. this action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a “squeegee,” which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.
i was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her b-tt, so i utilized the carolina cleaner

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