Carolina Clingon
the carolina clingon is the s-xual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. he then inserts his throbbing erect p-n-s into her -n-l orphus while simultaneously placing his scr-t-m sac “b-lls,hairy brain,nuts, etc.” into the females v-g-n-l opening. this name originates from the s-x toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her -n-s and v-g-n-. this s-x toy’s name is “the clingon”
last night, susan and i did the carolina clingon and i wa blew my load in no time.
i love the carolina clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her v-g-n- to clench and pinch my b-lls all to h-ll. i’m still icing them down.
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