Carolina Cute
a term referencing the average cuteness of a female residing in north/south carolina.
after moving to north carolina from socal, i realized that the average girl in nc was not nearly as attractive as those from cali.
guy 1- dude, that chick is pretty hot.
guy 2- meh, i wouldn’t go that far, but she is carolina cute.
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