Carologist
someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.
sentence: she told me that her pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. she’s such a carologist.
an expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.
i’ll ask my friend the carologist about which car i should buy.
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