Carolyne Michelle Norton
without common sense or intellectual fort-tude. lacking any -ssimilation of cognitive processes. walking meltdown waiting to happen.
hey dude, that drunk chic was a total psycho! she went totally carolyne mich-lle norton on your -ss.
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- mushroom tracks
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