carpal finger syndrome


name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. these symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. abstinence is the sole treatment.
i can’t believe kaleb’s doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!

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