carpe penis
a semi-latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know latin) think you are deep and funny. it’s also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.
“yo b-tch, my motto is “carpe p-n-s”; “seize the p-n-s”
“omg ily stick it in me.
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