carpe phallum


from the latin “carpe deim” meaning “seize the day”, thus “carpe phallum” would be “sieze the p-n-s”. a great thing to yell in american history cl-ss.
johny told his history teacher to “carpe phallum”, which see happily did for him after cl-ss.

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