carpet banging
(verb)
1. s-x on a rug, usually with extreme vigor, often resulting in carpet burns.
2. when a man thrusts into the v-g-n- forcefully, causing a “slapping” sound; often resulting in “carpet burns” from the pubic hair, or, “carpet.”
there was so much carpet banging this weekend we needed neosporin.
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