carpet bomb


texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
after he got belligerent, stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until ursula texted him back and something was set up.
the act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.
john: man i really need to get laid tonight . its been a month.

paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.

john: safe dude.
the act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.
aw man i just laid a m-ssive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel
1. the act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. this is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. the sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

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2. having very vigorous and powerful, zeus-like s-x with a woman for a very, very long period of time.
1. i was so f-cking p-ssed after getting a “f” on that last test that i carpet bombed sh-t out of this one. twenty hours of studying the book word for word and i got a “c”.

2. yeah bro, i carpet bombed the sh-t out of her all night.
when a person takes a sh-t on someone’s carpet and does nothing to clean it up.
i broke into henderson’s house and dropped a carpetbomb on his persian rug.
to mount a destructive -ssault or opposition
they tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.
dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.
“look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their christmas shopping. i wonder what’s wrong.”

“oh, i carpet bombed that whole area. btw, i need to find a garbage can for my underwear.”

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