carpet bombing

to pull out right as you c-m and squirt your c-m all over the girl’s p-ssy and/or pubic area.
my girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so i just carpet bombed her.
during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his p-n-s as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman’s v-g-n-.
guy 1 “..so i f-cking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that b-tch!”
guy 2 “nice”
in duke nukem forever; the art of obtaining both a jetpack and the devastator weapon, then proceed to fly around and unleash a rain of rockets on everything that moves. don’t forget to refill.
carpet bombing, f-ck yeah
when someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while p-ssing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. as to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
sam: what the heck is the new guy damian doing?

chad: hurry up and move…he’s carpet bombing!
the act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as “match.com or “plenty of fish”. this is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite s-x, or same s-x i guess depending on your persuasion.

the root name “carpet bombing” comes from world war ii where b-52’s would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.

therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the b-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a european city one who frequently sends out m-ss emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
“hey steve what are you going to be doing this evening?” “well jim i planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours.”
“steve that sounds like fun”, yes it is jim every time i carpet bomb i get like ten hot women lined up!”
a large jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path

google “b-52 carpet bombing up close” and see for yourself.
after 9/11 bush ordered a m-ssive air strike on taliban front line positions in the north of afghanistan using a b-52 aircraft carpet bombing taliban forces.
when a girl queefs and walks infront of people caring the smell with her
guy 1 : dude what is that fishy smell?
guy 2 : i think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.

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