carpet bumper
when two lesbians rub their pelvic bones against each other as b-mper cars.
those two chicks were carpet b-mpers all night long because neither one of them had a d-ck!
a partener who licks a hairy vogina
i caught the two lesbians carpet b-mping in the bathroom stall at burger king!
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- Car Service
when someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music. “i cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind.” “the car service i had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible.”
- Disapissed
when you’re as disappointed as when you learned santa wasn’t real and then equally as p-ssed when you realized your parents lied to you for years. i think the whole world was disap-ssed after seeing sopranos season 6
- catch some Zets
1.to sn-tch a nap 2.to snooze 3.to take a zizz 4.cat-sleep 5.z-z-z – sleep sound 1.when we came after party jean told me she wanted to catch some zets.
- derking off
a combination of the words ‘derka’ and ‘jerking off’ when it’s specifically a brown person masturbating, they are ‘derking off’, rather than ‘jerking off’. blawal khan was derking off until his mom caught him. jhooti kamal was derking off his sister, halabibibakalaka… wait, what?
- Catfish Account
a fake facebook account. “dude, some hot chick just added me last night.” “what’s her name?” “anya johnes.” “bro, that’s my catfish account. i thought i told you that.”