you put a sock on your d*ck and a f*ck a girl with lightning speed so you give her v*g*n* carpet burn
girl, im gonna pull out that carpet burner on you tonight 😉
- mexican dogt*rd
when you drip sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers *n*l cavity, which is followed by a p*n*s. i gave my girlfriend the mexican dogt*rd last night, she’ll be sh*tting her brains out for weeks.
- alpha dump
when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus *sserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma. i took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. the other two left immediately.
to change forms, usually across different species but sometimes within the same, only gaining a different appearance. usually has to do with magical creatures. a werewolf will shapeshift from man to wolf during the full moon.
- never preached
to tell the truth. debra: it’s a long walk around biltmore estates. i’m glad i wore my sneakers. candace: you ain’t never preached before in your life. josh: it’s a blessing that hillary wasn’t elected. caleb: son, you ain’t never preached before in your life.