a carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly -j-c-l-t-d on. it’s often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
i sat on jim’s couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. i found his carpet colony.
this is a name of a couple; sabrina and joann/john. they are very cute and they don’t talk at all but their name is just goals. they should hug more and hold hands more they won’t do this but you gotta make them there ship name is jabrina!
- danger dann
a fat w-nk or m-st-rb-t- in the back of your parents car whilst they are driving along, under a duvet. normally carried out on the return trip of a holiday. i had a danger dann on the way back from scotland.
- the mike pence
the mike pence is when you pour water on your g-y lover, electrocute them, and f-ck them in the -ss. guy 1: oh my god! me and my lover just did the mike pence in bed!! guy 2: holy sh-t! that’s gotta hurt.
a hot asf girl who always is pumpin up at parties who is incredible at dancing. normally they are smart asf, taking honors cl-sses, etc. might have bad eye sight because i blinded them with my beauty but you know… you get the point. (her boyfriend has a smol d-ck) whoa that’s a danyella? she […]