Carpet Fart
the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
i was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.
i was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. i -ssume he must have carpet farted.
when a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release
guy1: ohh man, after those tacos i think i’m gonna rip a nasty -ss fart (guy1 farts)
guy2: aww man that fart is so bad that i feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of sh-t, you suck
guy1: yeah, that’s a specially made carpet fart for ya
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