carpet jockey
(noun) one who is adept and dynamic in the art of c-nn-l-ng-s. 2. one who enjoys m-ff diving.
that carpet jockey was audacious; it was the most vigorous display of stag film carpet jockeying i’ve ever seen.
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a term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (aladdin.) you know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when dave chappelle or nick cannon goes on tv and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, n-body says a friggin word. therefore, this is not a ‘derogatory’ term.
those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing innocent people and learn to accept people’s differences. maybe then we wouldn’t think so lowly of them.
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